March 17, 2014, WWE RAW Results
– Batista and Randy Orton confronted Triple H about giving Daniel Bryan a potential shot at the title at Wrestlemania. Far from reversing the decision, the angry COO added himself to the stipulation. If he beats Bryan at Wrestlemania he himself will go on to the main event. As Triple H departed the ring, Orton delivered an RKO to Batista.
– The Real Americans def. WWE Tag Team Champions The Usos in a non-title match. Cesaro hit The Neutralizer on Jey Uso.
– Sheamus def. Titus O’Neil in a St. Patrick’s Day Showdown. He used Hornswoggle as a projectile, followed by the Brogue Kick. After the match Christian attacked with the Killswitch.
– Bray Wyatt interrupted John Cena vowing to expose the Cenation leader for the beast he believes him to be … even if it means Wyatt has to sacrifice himself to do so.
– Daniel Bryan def. Randy Orton in a No DQ match that Orton himself requested. The match ended when Batista interfered and paid Orton back with a Spear, allowing Bryan to take advantage.
– Paul Heyman addressed The Undertaker, explaining why he thinks Brock Lesnar will end the streak.
– Goldust def. Fandango, with the Final Cut.
– Kane accused Jerry ‘The King’ Lawler of orchestrating Occupy Raw, in his home-town of Memphis. But when he was summonsed to the ring The Shield of all people made the save and hit Kane with the Triple Powerbomb.
– The Funkadactyls def. Divas Champion AJ Lee & Tamina Snuka.
– Big Show, Dolph Ziggler, Big E & Mark Henry def. Alberto Del Rio, Ryback, Curtis Axel & Damien Sandow, when Big Show Chokeslammed Sandow.
– Bray Wyatt def. Kofi Kingston, with Sister Abigail.
– Daniel Bryan and Triple H met in a “summit”. Hunter lulled Bryan in to a false sense of security by claiming to respect him. Stephanie playing bad cop came out with security and got in Triple H’s face, but when Bryan was handcuffed Triple H joined Stephanie in beating Bryan senseless.
Arnold Schwarzenegger On Raw Next Week
It was announced during RAW that Hollywood legend and former Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger will be guest hosting next week:
Andre The Giant Memorial Battle Royal Update
Here is the current list of participants in Wrestlemania’s Andre The Giant Memorial Battle Royal:
* Curtis Axel
* WWE Intercontinental Champion Big E
* Dolph Ziggler
* Alberto Del Rio
* Damien Sandow
* Titus O’Neil
* Big Show
* Mark Henry
The Undertaker On Main Event
WWE are hyping The Undertaker for tonight’s live Main Event broadcast on the Network – he will be responding to Brock Lesnar and Paul Heyman. This is the first time he’s appeared on the show.
JBL Behind Vince McMahon Parody Account?
It has been speculated that JBL is the person behind the popular Vince McMahon parody Twitter account @CrankyVince, because JBL’s account posted the same message seconds apart last night.
The theory is that JBL may have accidentally been logged in to the wrong account when he made the Tweet, quickly deleting it and then posting it on his JBL account.
Of course Cranky Vince could have simply copied the Tweet after JBL posted it on his normal account to make it look like it was JBL. The WWE announcer claimed this is what happened:
The identity of Cranky Vince has always been intriguing because the account sometimes posts insider info and inside jokes that ex-writers and the like claim is accurate. It would seem beyond what a fan could put together.